go on, laugh.. just when i think i'm a great clinic assistant & begin to gain confidence, such things alws happen... those in brackets are my thoughts.

EMBARASSING INCIDENT #1

*bells jingle* door open. a woman with massive amount of cleavage walks in.

me: hello welcome. you'll be miss......?

woman: MISTER anthony lo.

me: ....... (omg a tranvestite. i knw those boobs couldnt be real, hah!! )

EMBARASSING INCIDENT #2

me: mdm liu i have your medication. *sees grey-hair auntie* (oh better speak chinese) 这个药是for... (crap wad's choresterol in chinese?!) uhh.... ....

auntie: chloresterol is 胆部唇 in chinese. and btw, your label on the medication is spelled wrongly. it's C-H-L-O-R-E-S-T-E-R-O-L..

me: ......... (mental post-stick: don't underestimate aunties nowadays)

EMBARASSING INCIDENT #3

doc: come eunice, is this Ahku or Ahbu?

me: *no idea* uhhh...

doc: you cant read your own writing??

me: *smiles* how abt you ask the patient?

doc: ... uhh. okay.. no offense but your handwriting reminds me of me daughter's.

me: oh you have a daughter? how old is she?

doc: five.

me: .............................................. (eh i also nvr complain abt your handwriting! like that shoot me sia)

EMBARASSING INCIDENT #4

doc: eunice remember you must label for itch/rash/runnynose/asthma for xyzal.. & bormycin is antibotic & also for acne.

me: *hurriedly scrawls down*

doc: it's okay take your time to write no hurry.

doc: no that's wrong became is for blocked nose & runny nose, not just runny nose.. it's okay slowly write the patients can wait.

me: *wails* NO. i want to go toilet!!

EMBARASSING INCIDENT #5

me: miss your medication. this is for *bla bla bla recites* yah it's all written down so you can just refer to it.

miss: what is this.. No sea.. cannot bring to sea?

me: uhh no. it's norsea. you knw, feeling like you want to vomit?

miss: HAHAHA U MEAN NAUSEA IS IT?

me: ..... oh spelling error lah.

*cough cough from the doctor's room*

EMBARASSING INCIDENT #6

doc: eunice do you mind filing this card for me?

me: *says sweetly* sure no prob. (oh shit family name is V the V drawer is at the bottom & is alws stuck. sure enough it got stuck! i was like pulling with all my negligible strength and i landed on my butt.. -.- so i cursed and swore. and then, it cannot be closed! so i started kicking it.. then...)

doc: *ah-hem* eunice is there a problem? need help?

me: ...... when did you come out of your room?

doc: uh. i saw you fall?

me: (oh no he saw me land on my butt. and curse and swear. and kick his drawer) *smiles sweetly* no problem. the drawer got stuck. i'll handle it.
sigh. he must think i'm mental.

EMBARASSING INCIDENT #7

doc: eunice, where do you normally cut your hair?

me: (acty normally i cut at whatever offer shop i can find. i tink i rock lah i alws cut hair at less than 10 dollar place.. i've tried $4 shops okay. hahaha most of the times nobody can spot the difference anw since i'm just trimming. there were suicidal haircuts though. anw i cant possibly tell him i cut at TENDOLLAR.COM SALON right.. it's at boonkeng mrt & it's only $6.90! i find it quite nice. but still- i cant recommend to him he's a doctor! so i said the first thing that came to my mind......) uh. i dont.

doc: you dont cut hair...?!

me: *pretends i'm busy*

-10 seconds later-

doc: but i thought there's a difference in your hair last week & this week?

me: (oh no! i jus cut hair hor!! how!! i cant dao him right!! HOW) uhhh... oh yah i forgot! you see i cut at this ten minutes ten dollars shop! it's so quick! and clean! and nice! so quick that i forgot! *flash big smile*

..... (eunice lim, even i thought that was lame.)

my bunny emo with me! she emo cos she's fat. (im serious) hahaha. see the glass cut her stomach le... she keep emo-ing. sigh. emo happy. oxymoron hahaha.

i dnknw wad's worse. knowing. or not knowing. 3dec. 17dec. argh i see sleepless nights no matter wad. & for goodness sake can we stop quarrelling? =x

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