Monday, October 08, 2007
PRESENTING THE NEW HOPE FOR THE WORLD.....DOCTOR EUNICE LIM!!
here researching for her new cure for... rabbit hiccup.
(that's the most serious disease i can think of off-hand luh)
she even splits herself into two so she can double her research speed!
(p.s. me & jolene cldnt recognise/rmb who is who LOL)
me the main doctor and my fellow lab technicians.
:) of course, this is NOT the pictures for my elective. -.- anw it's been fun.. especially all the food outings after that. hahaha.
& here's...
TEN THINGS A SALES GIRL MUST LEARN
1. resist smiling to the cute boyfriend shopping with his girlfriend. The gf normally will get pissed.
2. also don’t smile at the male boss. The lady boss might not like you as much after that.
3. remember to invent creative excuses for lateness on the bus. The boss most likely knows it’s invented but they liked to be entertained anyway.
4. learn to PMPMP. (拼命拍马屁)… or at least just smile and laugh at whatever your boss says. I normally have no idea what she’s talking abt.
5. don’t ask your boss what she thinks of you. (my boss said I look like a twelve year old kid…! -.- )
6. when your boss calls you, pick up the phone.
(haha my boss heard my stupid voicemail message and she was like “HELLO IS THIS EUNICE WHY ARE U NOT ANSWERING ME? ANSWER ME. WHERE ARE YOU. HELLO?! HELLOOOOO?!.... apparently she din uds voicemail) *btw frens, pls do say sth when u get my voicemail. I spend money calling voicemail to hear HAHAHAHAHAHAHA from different ppl.. zzz. TOLD U NO NEWS DUN LEAVE MESSAGE LIAO!)
7. don’t think you can sms just because the older colleague is smsing. She has experience and knows the blind spot in the camera, you don’t.
8. when a customer asks how she looks in the most revolting dress ever, smile and say “great!”
9. when asked which dress she looks better in, choose the more expensive one.
10. when you have no idea what to do with the dnknw-whether-is-visa-or-master-or-wadever card in your hand, act like you know. Just stuff the card into the machine. If it says “ERROR” den try the other one..
1. resist smiling to the cute boyfriend shopping with his girlfriend. The gf normally will get pissed.
2. also don’t smile at the male boss. The lady boss might not like you as much after that.
3. remember to invent creative excuses for lateness on the bus. The boss most likely knows it’s invented but they liked to be entertained anyway.
4. learn to PMPMP. (拼命拍马屁)… or at least just smile and laugh at whatever your boss says. I normally have no idea what she’s talking abt.
5. don’t ask your boss what she thinks of you. (my boss said I look like a twelve year old kid…! -.- )
6. when your boss calls you, pick up the phone.
(haha my boss heard my stupid voicemail message and she was like “HELLO IS THIS EUNICE WHY ARE U NOT ANSWERING ME? ANSWER ME. WHERE ARE YOU. HELLO?! HELLOOOOO?!.... apparently she din uds voicemail) *btw frens, pls do say sth when u get my voicemail. I spend money calling voicemail to hear HAHAHAHAHAHAHA from different ppl.. zzz. TOLD U NO NEWS DUN LEAVE MESSAGE LIAO!)
7. don’t think you can sms just because the older colleague is smsing. She has experience and knows the blind spot in the camera, you don’t.
8. when a customer asks how she looks in the most revolting dress ever, smile and say “great!”
9. when asked which dress she looks better in, choose the more expensive one.
10. when you have no idea what to do with the dnknw-whether-is-visa-or-master-or-wadever card in your hand, act like you know. Just stuff the card into the machine. If it says “ERROR” den try the other one..
hiahia. but i'm still a happy salesgirl lah it's fun!
excellent fashion taste isn't it.
i feel like i'm on the moon.
& no it's not becos i have a bunny and i think i'm chang e. -.-
