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HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER.. (SUPER TRUE)

NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

*A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



CATS

* Women love cats.
* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.



FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
* What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
* What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and omygod this is, too true. how on earth...?? by answering six mcq??!

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.



The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.



Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.



The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. (this is the only NOT TRUE THING) The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?



Your views on education:
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.



The right job for you:
You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy. (true!!!)



How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying. ( =D )



What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel. (SUPER TRUE!)



Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

=)

recently i've been happy-ing.. it's been crappy school activities, fun outings after school, and then working in the night. work's fun, though i took around one million yrs to figure out the nets and visa machine. and standing for five hours is no fun too. but it's still cool watching boyfrens -.- and =)) over their girlfrens trying out clothes. it's fun watching ppl fight for the bill. it's nice when ppl ask for ur opinions. i like my job. =D & my colleagues are real nice. it just feels like a new chapter of my life.

and OH YES. im going hongkonggg! AHHH. my daddee finally relented. our whole family is not too fond of planes but i guess 3hrs on a dangerous thing is worth it to trade for SHOPPING!! FOOD!! and.. DISNEYLAND!!! i still dun get how such a heavy thing can go so high though. if my whole family were to die who'd take care of my bunny!??

bunny happy my baby. =) oh god she's grown so much! i feel like a proud mummy. i jus dedicated all my nights after work to playing with her. she's so cute! and i was so touched after she attempted her first hop.. and finally responded to me calling her. i felt like the luckiest bunny owner on earth after the cute lil ting kissed me! :D and i almost cried when i lost her in my house. (she was in my SHOE, oh god) it feels nice to take care of something after being taken care of my whole life.

guess i can finally say.. life's good. (cos i dun have O's. hahahahaha yeehan)

if i could i'll jus wanna pause time now.
becos it hurts to look back. and i'm afraid to look ahead.

just.. stay with me, right here. right now. alright?