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HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER.. (SUPER TRUE)

NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

*A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



CATS

* Women love cats.
* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.



FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
* What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
* What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and omygod this is, too true. how on earth...?? by answering six mcq??!

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.



The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.



Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.



The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. (this is the only NOT TRUE THING) The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?



Your views on education:
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.



The right job for you:
You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy. (true!!!)



How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying. ( =D )



What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel. (SUPER TRUE!)



Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

=)

recently i've been happy-ing.. it's been crappy school activities, fun outings after school, and then working in the night. work's fun, though i took around one million yrs to figure out the nets and visa machine. and standing for five hours is no fun too. but it's still cool watching boyfrens -.- and =)) over their girlfrens trying out clothes. it's fun watching ppl fight for the bill. it's nice when ppl ask for ur opinions. i like my job. =D & my colleagues are real nice. it just feels like a new chapter of my life.

and OH YES. im going hongkonggg! AHHH. my daddee finally relented. our whole family is not too fond of planes but i guess 3hrs on a dangerous thing is worth it to trade for SHOPPING!! FOOD!! and.. DISNEYLAND!!! i still dun get how such a heavy thing can go so high though. if my whole family were to die who'd take care of my bunny!??

bunny happy my baby. =) oh god she's grown so much! i feel like a proud mummy. i jus dedicated all my nights after work to playing with her. she's so cute! and i was so touched after she attempted her first hop.. and finally responded to me calling her. i felt like the luckiest bunny owner on earth after the cute lil ting kissed me! :D and i almost cried when i lost her in my house. (she was in my SHOE, oh god) it feels nice to take care of something after being taken care of my whole life.

guess i can finally say.. life's good. (cos i dun have O's. hahahahaha yeehan)

if i could i'll jus wanna pause time now.
becos it hurts to look back. and i'm afraid to look ahead.

just.. stay with me, right here. right now. alright?

STUPID EUNICE, I CAN'T STAND IT THAT YOU ARE CONSTANTLY REMINDING ME THAT IM SLOGGING MY LIFE AWAY AND YOU ARE ENJOYING THE FREEDOM.

TSK!

if you decide to live in your self-entertained world, then so be it! hehe!

I'm happily eating my mooncake, looking at my texts :DDDDD

heheh, i am so sorry that i haven't been updating here, because i've got a blog! all to myself! ( :

My birthday is coming {15 october} girl! you can always call me if you don't know what to buy for me, i have a list of things that i need want!

hehe, prelims was quite egg! i was going to school today and i heard a crow above me. i knew it was a bad omen! Egg! the papers i got back today weren't as good as yesterday's! hehe, actually it's around the same, just wanted to find excuses for my so-so-soya bean performance. hehe!

say goodbye to JC and all hail poly!

yoyo.

COURAGE

what is courage? is it confidence? is it bravery...? Somebody told me; there was once this guy who had to write an essay on "what is courage?".. He just took a marker and wrote the word "COURAGE" in caps across the page, then handed it in.... In the end he got an A. lol!

so.. is that courage? maybe. Sometimes, i feel that courage is the power to let go of the familiar. or pherhaps.. courage, is the strength behind the miracles. courage, is the spirit that enables one to face what must be faced.but.. what about the other forms of courage? it takes courage for the husband to go into war and fight, but doesnt it take courage for the wife to sit at home and await whatever comes ahead? i don't know, maybe it doesnt. but i'd much rather be fighting than waiting at home.

afterall...
it takes a different form of courage to accept the things you cannot change.
it takes a different form of courage to sit and do nothing, for nothing must be done.
it takes a different form of courage to pretend you don't know, when you really do.
it takes a different form of courage to tell yourself it's okay when it's not.
it takes a different form of courage to tell you to go, when i really just want you to stay..
it takes a different form of courage to be saying this, becos i knw you knw wad i'm thinking abt.

pherhaps it's not courage at all. just strength that you need.. but... to me.. it's this "courage" that i lack. this strength that i simply cannot find in me. this courage that i need to face up to reality and do what must be done... this courage that'll prevent me from haunting myself.

wake up, eunice.

you dnknw how badly you piss me off when you say "you and i are different. you, you want to be a doctor.. and me, i just want to be myself."

so what, you think i don't want to be myself? you think i like to study.. that i don't like to have fun? you think it's so easy, don't you. you think that just becos i want to be a doctor.. i'll surely be one. do you know that i'm considered stupid in my world, that people laugh at me and tell me that it's impossible i'll be a doctor? don't you know that i too, have to work like siao if i really want to be a doctor?

there's no difference between you and me. at least, not the way you think it. and you really reallyyy piss me off whenever you "resign to fate". if you're willing to work hard, there's nothing you can't achieve. i believe in you, but who can help you if you're not willing to work, if you're not willing to give yourself a chance..

if you worked hard, i wouldnt even blink if you tell me you've got 10 A1s for your O's. but all you care about is dota, all you want to do is to complain about fate.. what do you expect? you know you deserve to fail.

i don't know. maybe if you talked to me a year ago, i'd have found the whole idea of getting 8/100 and all is mcq very funny. but now.. i jus don't know.

i know you don't understand. but the distance between us aint caused by these marks. it's caused by the difference in character. maybe i've changed.. or maybe.. you're the one that needs to change.

maybe after reading this.. you'll understand. maybe you'll never bother to read this. maybe you and i will let this distance grow and stop keeping in contact. maybe we'll talk about this. or maybe we'll keep avoiding this.

all i know is that i'm tired. tired of the silence i'll give whenever we touch on this subject. tired of the words that could not find their way out of my throat.

and these are the words i could not say.

okay dokay i knw i shldnt be here. i shld be here like, two days later and then i'll caps big big the words.. I AM FREE!!!! FREEDOM IS OURS!!! but oh wellllll. i really feel like saying them now so here i am!

teeheehee. one last one to go before the ends of exams. =x then it's byebye! to all the notes, all the textbooks and ten yr series and pens! =D goodbye to late nights and early mornings and going home after school. AND SAY HELLO TO FUN.

i really really cant wait. there's so much that i wanna doooo.

fri: going sakurabuffet/seoul garden & Kae with MJ four. hahaha. seems so long since we last got tgt. and they'll be flying off to nanjing for 3mths. =( im gonna miss them. anw, me & yun realised woon's tactics. he's been calling me every single day this period... and then when i say i wanna go study le he'll say, no need study la! study also no use blablabla.. den..... i'll realise that he's studying/doing past yr papers while he's talking to me while im not! -_- IDIOT.

sat: FAMILY TRIP to malaysia!!! (",) love my family so. my hse calendars (those kind everyday tear one page kind) have already been torn to 14Sept since 1st sept. :D count down mah.

sun: mass chiong serial drama/shopping.

things to do list:
cut my too-longgggg hair.
watch bleach, naruto, serial dramas & everything i can get my hands on.
find a job.
learn cooking/knitting/piano.
SHOP LIKE CRAZY.
GET A LIFE.
BURN ALL BOOKS.

omg slap me. the impulse to burn the chem book in front of me is too strong. noooo eunice.

**hann!! it's been FOREVER, and ever and ever and ever since i met you okayyy. let's catch up someday. OH but problem is, i'll be going shopping and having fun while you date your books for the next few months. *smirks* ohh, so sad. =PPP
& for those of you who're reading yeehan's blog & not eunice's blog, LALALALA too bad. hannie is buried with books and wun have time. while I'll have all the time in the world to blog blog blogggggg.

okokok. i need to chem. *EXPANDDD CEREBRUM EXPAND* life is hard; for two more days~!